I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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