I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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