I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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