I love black thongs
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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