She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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