And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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