3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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