just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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