No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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