Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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