I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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