Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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