Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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