I'm lost and stupid without you.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
where am i from again
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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