On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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