In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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