If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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