Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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