no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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