so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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