whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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