just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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