You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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