drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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