Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
the liver wants what the liver wants
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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