I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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