everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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