Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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