Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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