The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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