I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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