You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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