Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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