You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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