I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
