My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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