The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
