this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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