She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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