my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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