I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He did a backflip because drugs
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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