My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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