Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I think my moral compass just broke
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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