Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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