Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
