talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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