Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
