did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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