I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
