I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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