I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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